id give it 4.5 stars but i just got peter griffin'd so you get 4 stars instead

i looked in the eyes of god as he stared back and wept

One banger after the next! This was beautiful, thank you for posting!

the best newgrounds game

this is why i hate video games because it appeals to the male fantasy

The RNG could use a bit of work, other than that solid game I'd say.

as far as im concerned this is canon and im not taking second opinions on the matter

IF Y'ALL MFS DON'T COMMISSION THEM I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SCREAM
BUY THEIR STUFF BUY IT NOW

AYO THIS THE MF WHO MADE WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE ROTATE BEAT HIS ASS