id give it 4.5 stars but i just got peter griffin'd so you get 4 stars instead

i looked in the eyes of god as he stared back and wept

One banger after the next! This was beautiful, thank you for posting!

the best newgrounds game

this is why i hate video games because it appeals to the male fantasy

The RNG could use a bit of work, other than that solid game I'd say.

swag

your first post on here since february and it violates msha. phenomenal

DUDE THIS GOES SO HARD ITS UNREAL YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

planking should be considered a method of torture more than a method of exercise imo